Subliminal Messaging is the Man!!! (brought to you by mostly Josh... who is better at this than I am!)
"You must visit her." (ad
nauseum)
(Summer Vacation. Summer Vacation.
Summer Vacation. Summer Vacation)
"Kiss a Britny, kick a clown,
take a Greyhound to a college town,
ride some horses, don't look down.
This is true love, it's Kansas, it's
August, we love it!
"Watch some movies, eat some
pears,
secret message from the guy upstairs.
Being bashfulled, play with hair,
this is true love, it's Kansas, it's
August, we love it!"
"You have an eight hour layover.
You're gonna be stuck in Salt Lake!
Try using your phone to call Brit,
so you're not bored out of your mind!"
(it's boring, so terribly bored, it's
boring, it's terribly-)
"Nobody cares if you can't ride a
horse.
(nobody cares)
That's because Shadow is incredibly
lazy
(nobody cares)
I suggest a new strategy, try not to
fall off,
because nobody cares if you can't ride
a horse!"
(Now we listen to Ed whining
four more red trays four more red trays
four more red trays four more red trays)
"I was gonna play canasta with my
niece and her new boyfriend,
but he always deals bad hands. Get yer
own ice cream!"
Hooooooooorses. Hoooooooooorses.
Shaddow you need to stop eating
(Horses! Horses!)
Shaddow you need to stop eating
(Horses! Horses!)
"Well I guess... I'll just hang
out back here... way behind..."
(Watch the sunset watch the sunset
watch the sunset watch the sunset)
"Brit.... ny I love you. I am
going to sing a song
that I wrote for you months ago. It'll
be quite the show."
"So you can play piano well, would
you like to play in church? (I'm a Mormon..)
It would be so cool if you help us out
oh nice to see you Brit. Well good-bye!"
(Summer Vacation. Summer Vacation.
Summer Vacation. Summer Vacation)
"Kiss a Britny, kick a clown,
take a Greyhound to a college down,
ride some horses, don't look down.
This is true love, it's Kansas, it's
August, we love it, it's true!"
(Episode 2, Coming to you, This
November)
"So let's go get on Skype and
watch each other type (GO TO PORTLAND)
May God be with us all! (Subliminal
messaging is the man!)"
I'm just going to add a brief explanation. This song is basically a summary of what we did when I visited her for a week back in August.
ReplyDeleteOn the way back, I had an 8-hour layover in Salt Lake, and it was incredibly miserable.
When we went horseback riding, my horse, Shadow, would stop every few minutes to eat something.
Brit has an Uncle Ed who we played hand and foot canasta with. He usually won, but most rounds I dealt him several red threes (or trays as they say in Kansas) which are horrible cards to have. As revenge, he told me I wasn't allowed to eat any of the ice cream in the house.
I wanted to play her some songs on the piano, so we borrowed the keys to the Presbyterian church, and the pastor tried to recruit me for her Sunday meetings.
The rest is a secret, for now. :P